I am so embarrassed and mad! I was taken to the vet today for what I was told was a simple teeth cleaning, and was tricked! I mean how bad can a teeth cleaning be? The poke in my mouth a bit and I go home, right? No! They gas you and make you sleep! And that was just the start! I bed they knock you out so the vet can do anything they want and you do not know! In fact I know this now! When I came too my mouth did feel cleaner, but I felt awfully cold too. Really cold. As I came out of it all I realized I was naked! Well, not entirely, seems some moron thought it funny to completely shave me except my head, the bottoms of my feet and the tip of my tail! What the hell?! David keep saying something about someone named Moe liking this! Who the hell is Moe, why would I care if they like being bald and what moronic cat would like it anyway?! I am pissed and I’ll get even!